Stigma Breaker Pillows

"We don't use the word 'crazy' in this office, Mr. Channing. Everywhere else, sure, but not here."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Prejudice/Empathy

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'That's part of the reason for our problem. We lost the key to the door.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Don't step on the blacks or the nasty bogie man will get you!"

"There's a rumour going around my head that you don't love me."

"I'm not just cleaning up - it's part of a conversation I'm having with Mum."

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

"And what do you want to be when you grow up little girl, a nursie or mummy?" "Actually I'm torn between a career in hedge fund derivatives or setting up my own management consultancy."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

Accountants around the campfire.

"Good Dad, Bad Dad"

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

"It's good luck."

"Nothing personal - I'm through with the male brain."

'You want to report your wife missing?Wouldn't we all, sir-wouldn't we all!!'

No right to wear white.

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

'Chief, do you swear not to speak with a forked tongue?'

"Of course I know what the rearview mirror is for...to check at any moment if my hair still looks ok."

Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

"We begin the day hammering. Then there's 'Regis and Kathie Lee.' Then we do some more hammering, followed by lunch and 'Days of Our Lives,' more hammering, 'Oprah,' and, finally, home."

"Stupid bean counter!"

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

"I found out something last night that just totally destroyed my worldview."

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

"What part of Canada that I know nothing about are you from?"

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

'Unexpected Americans, the liberal trucker'