Stigma Fighter Pillows

Keeping violence off our streets: "But I didn't DO anything!" "The mad b****rds should all be locked UP!"

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Flu vaccine.

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"You've received a death sentence, Mr. Covid."

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

Equal Justice Is An Illusion

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

A street fight.

'You realize, of course, that that's the fifth 25 stake we've now sold in our entertainment division.'

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

Wearing bras in 2020.

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Stress on GPs

Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.

"He may be Sven the Slayer to you, but to me he's still Mr Cuddly Bun!"

Wrestling Champion.

Covid Vaccine

'New normal' family life

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

"Luckily the days are long gone when we just labeled people as "mad"'

MRSA Guide to hospital.

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"