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"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Pope tarts.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Table Of The Elephants

"I'm a monster."

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

Avocado Timeline

Boy defends his last fry.

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Building a gingerbread house

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.