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"Are you okay, Ms. Yoon?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I come here for the pepper."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

Full English Breakfast.

"I'd rather eat your homework."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

'Leave my biscuit in my in-tray. I'll deal with it in the morning.'

"I'm a monster."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Slow food restaurant

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

"Summer's here. Do you want to start talking incessantly about tomatoes or corn?"

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

Pumpkin Spice