Sticky Bun Aficionado Pillows

"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Table Of The Elephants

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"I'm a monster."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

Avocado Timeline

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

Building a gingerbread house

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Barbecue Fetch

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"I was going to tell you a joke about my snack, but I thought it might be a bit too cheesy...."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.