Man Bun Aficionados Pillows

"Check it out, Cruz. I think I have just enough hair to wear a cool ponytail."

Sailor in Car.

Pastries and Candy

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

Shell Fire

Shakespeare Quote

"I'm a monster."

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

Lunch Meet

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"So, how's your scary movie?"

"'You're the reason I crossed the road'? Really?! Is that your best pick-up line?"

'Of course I can spell -- I just can't spell conventionally.'

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

The Great Sarcasmo

"One coping mechanism I suggest to deal with uncertain times is to eat as much as you can, gain a lot of weight, and then go have a nap for six months or so."

"Who are your sources? Talk!"

"Seriously? You guys couldn't do any better than Frank?"

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'I'm just surfing the web.'

Hell's Schlegel

Dog's Sandwich

Graduated Cylinders...

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

The Bleat Boys

"Get the story and get it write."

Coronation Civil Rights

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"I've GOT to quit giving myself a bath after I eat sticky buns!"

Reserve Ants

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