Sticker Struggler Pillows

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Honest Voting Stickers

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

Agree to disagree: you see him as a witness. I see him as a chaperone.

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Dog Sticker Family

Eye Opener

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Uniformed but Passionate

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

Dear Mr. Park, enclosed please find two dozen free return-address stickers from SPCL. Ooh, free! We are the Society for the Protection of Colicky Llamas. These poor creatures need your help. If you'd like to send a donation, we'd appreciate it. But if not, please enjoy these free stickers! And don't feel guilty for being a selfish loser. These get me so conflicted.

'I hate Mondays!'

Clown Car Window Decals

Baby on board

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"Don't look left or right!"

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Bumper Sticker

I love whatever cliché you're comfortable with.

'John, who are these people?'