Sticker Struggler Pillows

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Honest Voting Stickers

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

Dog Sticker Family

Eye Opener

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Uniformed but Passionate

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Darn, I've done it again!"

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Baby on board

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

"Don't look left or right!"

'I hate Mondays!'

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

Clown Car Window Decals

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Bumper Sticker

I love whatever cliché you're comfortable with.

'John, who are these people?'

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'