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'Go on boy, fetch the stick...!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Servant Painting Targets Around Arrows Shot by a King

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

Fisherman buying fish on the way home...!

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

'Bless you!'

'Yes, I did receive your resume. As a matter of fact, I'm passing it around the office as we speak.'

If this works, our entertainment worries are long gone!

'...explain to me again why you are burying the shoe you threw..'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

"Someone should tell her...her breath will smell bad after this."

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

An idle lap is the devil's workbench.

"I just talked to Grunzman on the phone when he called in sick...I fear he really has got something very, very highly contagious!"

Is it true that all cats are free thinkers? Yeah, we can't stand dogma.

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'