Stews Pillows

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

Vegetable Cook

I love embroidery

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Hot pot

Beyond Dante

Sew on a sequin!

Blog Breakdown

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A tailor measuring a large man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'