Stew Master Pillows

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I'll have you know sir, that we used the finest columbian coffee beans in that dishwater.'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Beer Stall

Champagne

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Vegetable Cook

Bottle Distillery

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Mr Jefferson Brick Proposes a Toast at the 'Rowdy Journal' Offices

Love wine

Pint

My dad makes his own beer.

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

Tea Snob.

French suppers.

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

"To toast!"

Ernie is a master brewer! He's highly skilled in every phase of the beer-making process! Business is booming at our craft beer pub! Ernie, are those ladies old enough to buy beer? I didn't ask for I.D. I didn't want to violate the no "dating" the customers policy. Ernie is an absolute genius about beer, but lacks common sense about everything else! (Published originally on Nov. 8, 2015.)

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"Whole bean or ground relentlessly to dust?"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Pasteur, in an early attempt to prevent wine from turning sour...pours sugar into the casks.

Joe's Bar - Two Kegs Any Style $49.95

"You're in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen."