Stew Pillows

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

I quilt therefore I am

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

"How soon will this be a remnant

I love embroidery

Vegetable Cook

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Purple dress

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Didn't your last blouse fall apart in two days?"

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Blog Breakdown

Sew on a sequin!

Beyond Dante

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'He agreed that she might have a point.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A man sews broken hearts back together.

A tailor measuring a large man

'All right, who sewed in the disposable diaper?'