Stetson Collector Gifts

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You left this on our ship."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early cyborg.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Best before 65 million BC.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Early Colour TV

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

The original paperless office

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood