Stetson Collector Gifts

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Seagiraffes

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"You left this on our ship."

Raincloud Umbrella

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Duck Hunt

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Early cyborg.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The original paperless office

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Early Colour TV

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Best before 65 million BC.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood