'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'
Steroid-free Superheroes Gifts
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"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"
...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...
Batman at the Maternity Ward
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
North Pole
"Relax. I just had a vitamin."
'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'
Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!
The Amazing Man-Spider
Politically Correct Snowperson
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four
"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"
Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.
Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Fifteen
The Family Joules: Part 16
"You've changed."
Keyworker
Middle-Age Superheroes
"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.
"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."
Introducing...Anagraman.
"I feel like bad guys aren't as scared of me in the summer."
Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue
Mayhem, Inc. Part 23
Atomic Bear: Part 21
Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions
'Being a superhero doesn't mean that everything about me is super you know!'
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six
Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen
'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'
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