Sterile Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that matches the sharp, understated humor of a sterile humorist? Explore our collection featuring witty, dry-joke themed designs across mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These items celebrate the art of subtle humor, appealing to those who prefer clever banter over loud jokes. With our curated selection, gifting becomes an invitation to share a laugh that's as dry as it is funny, perfect for the creatively inclined with a sharp sense of humor. Whether for a fellow humor fan or a humorist themselves, these products add a touch of clever wit to everyday life.

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood. mockup

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

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Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

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"Gee, thanks pal."

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Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger mockup

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

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"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!" mockup

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

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Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning. mockup

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

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"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you." mockup

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

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Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101. mockup

Non-Creative Writing, Also Known as Plagiarism 101.

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'I don't think the employees like me.' mockup

'I don't think the employees like me.'

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'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.' mockup

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

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'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.' mockup

'He doesn't like people walking in - try crawling.'

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"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff." mockup

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

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"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend." mockup

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street." mockup

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

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Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet mockup

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

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"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron." mockup

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

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German School

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Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt. mockup

Man with dollar sign on his t-shirt.

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Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.' mockup

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

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"Hey - Them too, huh?"

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"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality." mockup

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

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Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats. mockup

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

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'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.' mockup

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

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The Evolution Of Man

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I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !' mockup

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

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Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done. mockup

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

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"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did." mockup

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

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'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.' mockup

'It's heartbreaking to see Reynolds in trouble for fraud again, but I always look forward to his rooftop chases.'

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ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work mockup

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

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"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

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Sterile Humorist Gifts Collection

Sterile Humorist Mugs

Explore our full range of dry humor mugs—perfect for the humorist who enjoys a subtle, clever joke with their coffee.

Sterile Humorist Pillows

Browse our humorous pillows, crafted for those who love a dash of clever wit in their decor.

Sterile Humorist Prints

Find the perfect print to showcase your sophisticated humor—subtle, witty art for any space.

Sterile Humorist T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak softly but carry a witty punch—ideal for the dry humor enthusiast.