Stereo Collector Pillows

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Dodgy Geezers.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"What are you doing?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Music for car stereos

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

So close... Yet so far.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

Doug tries to impress his blind date with his expansive collection of Charo CDs.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

Pikey and Chav.

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Baroque Bach Mountain

At the CD shop.

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"This one is very popular one. Ben Bernanke repeating over and over, 'the economy is going to be okay'."

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

The Very Best of JOHN DOE