Stereo Collector Pillows

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Dodgy Geezers.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Music for car stereos

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Busy Dear ?' 'Just watching my exercise video.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'When did he start stroking a white Persian cat?'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

At the CD shop.

Pikey and Chav.

Baroque Bach Mountain

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

"I have a CD available with all proceeds helping to alleviate suffering in the jazz world."

Boom Box

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

The Very Best of JOHN DOE