Stereo Equipment Pillows

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

The Music Lover.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Turn that ambient music down!'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Justice for a heckler.

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Boom Box

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

sub woofer

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Vinyl records? Actually, wax cylinders are where it's at now."