Stereo Equipment T-Shirts

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

"Turn it up Shaz - I can hear myself think."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Audio Books

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Edison invents the personal stereo

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

Music for car stereos

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The Music Lover.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Turn that ambient music down!'

"Look what I found in the garage! My old music speakers!"

Justice for a heckler.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Boom Box

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

Soft Speaker, Loud Speaker, Deafening Speaker

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"