Stereo Systems Pillows

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"I heard Ralphie blows out his car speakers every three weeks."

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'And if you're listening to this ladies tennis match in digital stereo the grunt from your left is from Serena Williams and from the right is...'

Crank it up, Dog.

'I'm always exhausted after conducting Beethoven's Ninth.'

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

Music for car stereos

Will You Please Turn Off Your Hi-Fi?

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

"That bass isn't bad."

"Look what I got from Ralphie for $15! His old car speaker system!"

Boom Box

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

"Turn down the bass."

The Music Lover.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"There's nothing wrong with your stereo. We just switched jobs. I'm now the tweeter and he's the woofer."

"Cool! A 1964 Impala!"

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster