Stereo Lover Pillows

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

How come you never look at me that way?

Music Makes Your Head Spin.

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Malcolm Sargent

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Non Thought For The Day.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Larry King

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Music for car stereos

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls. I'll tell you how to fix your hopeless relationship or cope with all the people at work who really are better than you. Then I'll berate you for not manning up and dealing with it on your own instead of bugging me about it! Los Angeles, CA, you're on. What's your problem? Click.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Edvard Grieg.

The Music Lover.

Musicians on a beach

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Orchestra

Ludwig von Beethoven

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Bedrich Smetana

Welcome to "The Ask Sadie Show," pre-Halloween edition. First caller is Zombie Eaton, from Schenectady. What's your problem?! Munch

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

Conductorcize.

Conducting Handel's Fireworks Music with a Sparkler