Stems Enthusiast Gifts

'Tch... why does Amanda always have to go that one step further?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Yardless: Please help

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Beanirrito"

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'That plant food really works!'

The Venus Flytrap Leather Sectional

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

'You need to do something about your dry skin.'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

Watering Flowers

'Don't you think it's time you tackled the wandering dew?'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"This one looks as though it could use a little nurturing."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Plus $600 for delivery."

The garden lady.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'I've been watering myself by taking showers. How come I'm not growing as tall as your plants?'

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'It's not another person, Hartwell -- I'm passing you over for promotion in favor of this potted plant.'