Steering Wheel Wrangler Gifts

Driving, there's nothing to it!

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Confused drivers

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

You have 10 updates, 6 slow your PC down, 3 look very dodgy, 1 randomly changes all your PC settings!

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Why do I need a nap when it's only 8.15 am?

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

"I would suggest watching fewer box sets..."

'Now I can watch what I want, there's nothing I want to watch.'

"He can't bear working on yellow teeth."

Teacher said the C's she put face up indicate slight improvement.

"Would this work on a husband and a TV remote?"

"Yes, I'm happy the baby is here. For the entire nine months, my wife craved the TV remote."

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"Dad, if you don't know the answer to this algebra question...just say so."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

Bruce tries-out the new Australian remote control!

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Right, just one more equation that no one understands and then we'll call it a day."