Steering Wheel Hero Gifts

Road-rage speedometers.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Knight in shining Lycra!

Boozing and Cruising

Confused drivers

"Well, come on Son, don't keep us in suspense. Did you pass your driving test?"

Never wanting to harm any creature, the Buchanans outfitted their car with the hydraulic Critter Clearance System.

'Do you remember what make of car it was, sir? -- We'll have to order parts.'

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Zap Energy Drinks!

"I invented the wheel, but he invented the hubcap."

'Your feet are killing me!'

But why you invent "pothole"?

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

Stone Age Bicycle Rack

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

A handlebar moustache.

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

Designated Drivers Area

"And remember, the hand position on the steering wheel is 10 & 2, 9 & 3 and 8 & 4.""

"It may make me look dumb, but it's technically just as dangerous as a motorcycle."

Traffic avenger

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

fanatic driver.

'Why am I always the designated driver?'

"You're going pretty fast, Grandpa."

'Not bad. How is it going uphill?'

Driver's Block

'If the squeaky wheel gets the grease, what's the greasy wheel get?'

Bikepool lane only - 2 or more persons per bicycle.

"The very first thing we learn is to kangaroo."

"So, we meet again."

"I don't care if the president has them, no face tattoos until you're 13!"

Learner driver practices on a treadmill.