Steering Sensation Gifts

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Desk shaped like an office block.

Runner going through hurdles.

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Golf

Sleigh ride!

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Ski-ers.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Skiers

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

King of the Swingers.

We shall overcome covid-19

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'Are you awake, dear?'

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.

Runner Bean