Steering Sensation Gifts

"But we'd already done the emergency stop."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Desk shaped like an office block.

Runner going through hurdles.

"I didn't really need to alter this dress. I needed funny pictures for my website."

"You should always stretch before engaging in strenuous activity."

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Forward and backward, not up and down!"

'I wonder if this needle will do....'

Sleigh ride!

Ski-ers.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Golf

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Skiers

King of the Swingers.

Man to mechanic: 'Whever my wife is next to me, it pulls to the right.'

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Rory McIlroy

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

We shall overcome covid-19

If you're reading this, your sat nav system has failed.

'Are you awake, dear?'

Athlete nearly reaches finish line after his trousers fall down.