Direction Sense Enthusiast Gifts

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

One way only.

Can I have a look at the map?

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Right way

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Scarecrow Directions

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"We need to get over ourselves and ask for directions!"