Direction Sense Enthusiast Pillows

"He's got an amazing sense of direction. He ate my GPS."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

One way only.

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

Right way

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

Scarecrow Directions

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Just because you keep getting lost on the way to work is no proof that the Universe is non-Euclidean!'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

You Are Lost

"GPS wants me to stay put."