Sense Of Direction Explorer Gifts

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Backseat driver...'

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

You Are Lost

"Let's ask for directions."

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Line, area and volume

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'OK, let's try it again. This time without the GPS.'

Street Maze.