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"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

The fate of the emigrant

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

'So much for your new Satnav!'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"I became a mentor because I needed more direction in life."

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Can I have a look at the map?

Challenge and solution

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

After purchasing a smartphone with advanced GPS, Mitch pinpoints his current location and realizes that within the past 25 years he had never really moved one inch in either direction.

A tourist sees that every sign leads the right way.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

You are here.

'I don't know why you find it so hard to stop and ask for directions.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

'Got a map? I'm a homing pigeon, but I took a wrong turn somewhere.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Call yourself a mountain guide?'

'Backseat driver...'

Line, area and volume

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

"Let's ask for directions."

You Are Lost

'Didn't we fly over this hill ten minutes ago?'

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"

'OK, let's try it again. This time without the GPS.'