Steeplechase Spectator Pillows

Nuns racing in 'Novice' Handicap

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"I AM at my usual position."

G7 Summit Concern

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Why is laying around watching movies considered cozy, but laying around watching football is considered lazy?'

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'

Octopus in the bleachers.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

The steeple-chase. Man reads a sign stating that no horseman is allowed to follow the racehorses over the course.

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'How many times I gotta tell you? Don't pay any attention to which camera has the red light on!'

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Winter Olympics

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. III

Finish. What do you mean YOU won the Iditarod?!

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

My first rodeo

Rose Bowl Lawsuit