Steamship Supporter Mugs

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Support group for sheep.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Football merchandising - 1953.

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

Alex Ferguson

Jim's Mowing Services

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Women in submarines...

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

Halcyon Prospects.

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi