Steamship Supporter Pillows

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Support group for sheep.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A cow ventriloquist.

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

Starfish doing the wave.

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Railway Map of England (A Prophecy)

Football merchandising - 1953.

"I knew it was just a matter of time before the sheep hit the fan."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Information: EWE ARE HERE.

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

Jim's Mowing Services

Alex Ferguson

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

'I had heard Alex Ferguson was supporting the Man. Utd. takeover.'

'I know the club is broke, but this is going too far.'

Manuel Pellegrini

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

The New Austerity.

Kyle Sinckler

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

Halcyon Prospects.

River Guerillas - Explosion of a Shell in Ladies Salon of Steamer 'Welcome', at Waaterproof, Mississipi

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.