Stock Car Supporter Pillows

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'God's speed.'

Smile

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

100k Desert Crawl

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Pamplona 500

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'And this is our basic model.'

Football merchandising - 1953.