Stock Car Supporter Gifts

'Relax pal, I'm just a fan.'

'My feet are killing me.'

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'God's speed.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Smile

100k Desert Crawl

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

Money Flow increases as Tiger Woods returns to the game.

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Pamplona 500

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'And this is our basic model.'