Sea Supporter Mugs

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Theatre Crowd

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"I don't do windows."

"Don't worry, darling. You'll happen."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Victorian Royal Navy

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

Atlas resting whilst a seal balances the globe on its nose.

Starfish doing the wave.

Seals on Wheels

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'Wheeee...'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

'In factory farms they're fed antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and even arsenic. We give them a lot less of the antibiotics, caffeine, antihistamines and arsenic.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

Law School Sharks

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."