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Steam makes the hat go floppy.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Toenail clipping missile.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

Red hot little combo

Happy New Ear!

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

"It looked a lot better on Colin Firth."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

"Is everything to your satisfaction, Modom?"

Christopher Fry.

Dalek gardening...

Before paper and scissors were invented...

Tonight Houdini and Son.

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

Children's Book Publishers. It's a sequel -- The little engine that could turns into a whistleblower!

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

Doc,Bashful,Sneezy,Grumpy,Sleepy,Dopey,Happy - Guppy

Ernie lives life vicariously through the movies -- He's a reel-ist.

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

2015 Year of the sheep

"My husband's coming!! Quick! Melt!"

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

I finally figured out who you copy. What do you mean "who I copy"? You know, the guy whose mannerisms, style and speech inspire you so much you copy them What are you saying? We all do that. Right? I mean, the best way to find who you are is to find who you want to be and copy that. ... Right? You're a child, not a man. See what I mean? Spoken just like Captain Kirk. Is this why you have a picture of Don Knotts in your wallet?

Millie Bobby Brown

"Play 'Misty' for me."