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Steam makes the hat go floppy.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

Toenail clipping missile.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

Red hot little combo

Happy New Ear!

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

'Just one criticism of you review of last night's opening play - you omitted to mention that the theatre burnt down while you were supposed to be there!'

'Oh, don't mind them, We're shooting a reality-based TV series,'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

'Is that some kind of a cruel joke? They're not dying, they're turning into Zombies!'

Christopher Fry.

Before paper and scissors were invented...

Tonight Houdini and Son.

"Dammit, he's adorable!"

Kid reading Tolstoy's 'War and Peace' as Dad brings in 'The Three Bears'.

"Oh, look. Tonight, the role of Doctor Lessac, normally played by some guy I never heard of, is being played by some other guy I never heard of."

Doc,Bashful,Sneezy,Grumpy,Sleepy,Dopey,Happy - Guppy

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"

2015 Year of the sheep

"My husband's coming!! Quick! Melt!"

'You think you've got it bad!..I too waas cursed by the same witch..Have you ever tried pursuading a princess to kiss a dog turd?'

"Play 'Misty' for me."