Stealth Stitchers T-Shirts

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Patient after an appendix operation

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

A woman knits from a globe.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

Annual sportknitting Derby

You can ask for a thread there!

Surgeon using a sewing kit.

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Sew...

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'If there's no discretion, then it's not discretionary spending.'

Needle work for beginners.

'Needlepoint Viewpoint.'

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

Knitting pretty

'I keep getting this stitch in my side!'