Secret Crafters T-Shirts

"Don't let anyone see how much we enjoy knitting."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

Blog Breakdown

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

The Remote Olympics

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'My secret is putting the toil in first and adding the trouble just as it comes to a boil.'

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"The recipe? Well, there's lentils, garlic, tofu, and a pinch of our illegal secret ingredient."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'We don't want your business; we just want the recipe.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'How long have you been out of work? I've never seen a resume prepared in needlepoint.'

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

CIA Cafeteria: 'It's nice of you to ask, but the recipe is classified.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"I found my great aunt Irma's delicioso roast turkey recipe!"

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

"It's the kids! Quick! Stash the cigs!"

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."

"Betty, I'm dying to see what you've knitted me for my birthday."

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"Homey Claus!"

'Sign this non-disclosure agreement ? I'm going to use a secret recipe.'

Cut out and keep your own Prince Charming.