Steady Investor Prints

Stockbrokers - I'm not greedy, I'd just like something that makes a nice steady profit.

Pony Rides

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

Unchanged … and yet completely changed. Tao Jones Indexes.

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Horse Muzzles

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

Ponies for Sale

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

"The good news is things look good. The bad news is that's just a crack in the wall."

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.

Going to Wall Street

Donkey Fights

'Hello, Dial-A-Prayer?...Buy? Sell? What would Jesus do?'

'I'm sensitive to environmental issues. Sell all of my blue chip stocks and get me into green chip stocks.'

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

'My General Dynamics is looking a lot more general and a lot less dynamic.'

"Can he call you back? Before Mr. Folger invests any of his own money, he consults his personal astrologer."

'I would not suggest investing in Spain!'