Faithful Investor Prints

'Hello, Dial-A-Prayer?...Buy? Sell? What would Jesus do?'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"I was a stockbroker first, but when I realized how much time I spent praying, I figured, what the heck?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"And the Lord said, 'You know, it takes a ton of money to run a place like this.'"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

SERMONS 'R' US - everything for the clergy.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'Pop-up Bible.'

'I bet he gets a better rate of interest than me!'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

I have a dream.

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

"But how many followers do you have?"

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

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