Steady Investor T-Shirts

Stockbrokers - I'm not greedy, I'd just like something that makes a nice steady profit.

Pony Rides

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'I don't believe in hoarding cash and gold Dad: I invest in shares online...'

Wall St Baptist: 'Life is exactly like the stock market exchange and we each have our own portfolio to manage.'

'Mom, I think it's time I graduated to a full size horse.'

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

'How much are you currently worth? Good question, let's see. You mean, aside from the sentimental value?'

Prices displayed for a book and its movie rights.

"This article says that a good investment consultant can smell money like a dog smells fear..."

Horse Muzzles

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

Investments: Check out our webinar: 'The tax advantages of delayed gratification.'

'Gee, Doctor Dresher, you have a wonderful way with horses....

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VI

"What a time for it to go on the bunk!"

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'The brood mares are coming this way! If they ask you if they look fat the answer is no!'

Ponies for Sale

"He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone."

"The good news is things look good. The bad news is that's just a crack in the wall."

Are you sure it's a full-blooded Arabian stallion you bought?

Going to Wall Street

Acme Tech Services - Driver does not carry Bitcoin.

"Jeanine, there's no one I'd rather binge-watch TV with in a desperate attempt to escape a world I find terrifying and perplexing than you."

'Cool poo stain tattoo Robert!'

Donkey Fights

'I'm sensitive to environmental issues. Sell all of my blue chip stocks and get me into green chip stocks.'

'Hello, Dial-A-Prayer?...Buy? Sell? What would Jesus do?'

'Actually, you're the first to arrive.'

'It's feed time! It's feed time! Woop! Woop! Woop!'

'My General Dynamics is looking a lot more general and a lot less dynamic.'

"Can he call you back? Before Mr. Folger invests any of his own money, he consults his personal astrologer."

'What's the point of spending twenty bucks to buy a frame to display my first dollar?'