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Speed Dating for Turtles

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'The Rush Orders department is a shambles, Briggs, and I think you're just the man to turn it around,'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"There never seems to be enough hours in the day does there?"

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

"Get rich slow"

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"We both want this relationship to last, so we're taking it slowly..."

"Wel...come...to...my...zoom...meet...ing..."

No Caption. (A snail is shown towing snail shells on a trailer in the manner of a semi truck towing cars to an auto dealer.)

Snail Display Today

Speed Checked By Radar.

A tortoise

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

Sleep Therapy Center. Hey, guess what! I have rapid eye movement!

'Believe it or not General, the Army is already charging...'

"...The sun sank slowly in the west. Time slowed down to a crawl, and there was no reason to hurry. The tortoise knew he had time to kill. Haste makes waste, he thought..."

'Stocks remained unchanged on news iit's best to let a sleeping dog lie.'

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sign outside tortoise shell: 'Out to lunch'.

"Mr. Green and I should be there in about 2 hours!"

Tortoise Mailman.

"Where do you see yourself in 150 years?"

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

"It's those creative types you ought to be checking on."

"Is this your first marathon?"

"This is moving too fast. . ."