Stay-at-home Activities Pillows

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Mums coffee morning

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"How are we on bread?"

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Five Stages of Lockdown

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

Television Baseball

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."