Stay-at-home Activities Mugs

WHAT I DID ON MY SUMMER VACATION

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"I thought we could just stay home tonight and pupate."

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"How are we on bread?"

"Darling! We've become armchair socialites."

Mums coffee morning

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

"This isn't working out, Henry...I'm a social butterfly and you're just an annoying little moth!"

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Harold and I were staying home long before it was fashionable."

Five Stages of Lockdown

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Television Baseball

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"I thought it was time to throw out the pizza boxes. What's amazing is it's just from the weekend."

"We've decided to experiment. I'll stay home more, and Victor's going to look for a job."

"Tonight, I was thinking we could run laps around the living room and then check out that Zoom standup show, but I'm open to other horrible ideas."