Social Distanced Activities Pillows

"Trick or treat, Mrs. Murphy! It's Darren from down the street!"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

Social Distancing Club

The new normal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Curling your hair for no reason

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Coronavirus Romance

'Modern romance'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.

Meeting in Progress.

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Football fans in corona times

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."

The Face Mask

"To protect my family I'm going to self isolate."

Group hug.

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.