Lockdown Activities Pillows

Curling your hair for no reason

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The new normal

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"How are we on bread?"

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Danger Noodle tho bored

Lockdown

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

2020 Panic Room

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

Pandemic playhouse.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

I miss...

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Lockdown Connections

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

"The Corona Diaries"

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

Eraserhead

"You're wrong Ted, this is absolutely the right time to organize three decades of photos."