Lockdown Activities Prints

Curling your hair for no reason

"What we used to refer to as 'a social life'."

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

The new normal

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

"How are we on bread?"

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

Danger Noodle tho bored

Lockdown

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

2020 Panic Room

"I was thinking we might staycation on the sofa."

Sourdough starter. Mask-making supplies. Everything else

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

Grandmother together with family at Christmas

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

Pandemic playhouse.

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"And now <sigh!> Terms and Conditions,

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

I miss...

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

"The Corona Diaries"

"I feel like everyone's been acting so distant lately."

The online exercise class was going rather well.

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

Eraserhead