Statistics Sage Mugs

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

It can be taken up at any age....

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Music producers.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

One way only.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'