Statistics Sage Gifts

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

It can be taken up at any age....

Wikipedia...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

One way only.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.