Society Sage Mugs

'I used to be an unconcerned citizen. Now I'm a scared-as-hell citizen!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Twitter censorship

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

One way only.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

Jules Henri Poincare

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'Did you spill my pint?'