Society Sage Prints

'I used to be an unconcerned citizen. Now I'm a scared-as-hell citizen!'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Twitter censorship

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

One way only.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Multiple personalities with blogs.

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"This internet survey is asking me to take another survey rating the survey I'm taking."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

Jules Henri Poincare

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)