Statistical Sage Mugs

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Reality??? Man, you're hopelessly outdated! Nowadays we have forecasts and statistics."

Dept of statistics

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Here's MY information highway!'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Wikipedia...

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

'They're called 'numbers' -- Now we can have public opinion polls!'

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."